movie magic on the streets of new york!
Get your cameras ready! This is “the place they shot that really sad scene in that movie about motherhood where the mother and daughter break down and cry.”
View Articletop five best videos ever of a cat in a banana split costume eating a banana
(courtesey gawker.tv)
View Articlehalloween costumes i’d like to see and not see this halloween
Costumes I’d Like to See on Halloween WOLF BLITZER Classic. Can’t find salt-and-pepper whiskers or moth-ball odorous suit? I’ll also accept wolves Teen, Big Bad, and Steppen. COMPETITIVE OYSTER EATER...
View Articleand then he slipped on a banana peel and died. the end.
There’s a movie out in theaters now called, “Conviction.” It tells the true story of Betty Anne Waters (played in the film by Hillary Swank) a working mother who spent over a decade educating herself...
View Articlepumpkin beef – finally
Hmm, yum. Pumpkin beef soup! My favorite. Well, okay…my fifth favorite after mango turkey, grapes steak, peach liver and melon ribs.
View Articlesyrup flavored pancake balls stuffed with sausage. at last!
You know what I think when I wake up? “I’m hungry for pancakes with syrup and a side of sausage but I’m too lazy to make it myself, I wish someone would invent a syrup flavored pancake ball with a...
View Articlecool stuff on the web
The internet is the most wonderful place in the world! That’s why it’s called the Wonderful World Web. Here’s some cool stuff from some cool sites that I think are pretty cool. Toothbrush Manufacture...
View ArticleJust, Gold and Silver
I was looking over a list of state mottos the other day, and I came across one that struck me as kind of odd. It was Montana’s motto: Gold and silver. Just, “Gold and silver.” Not, “We have gold and...
View ArticleIf you were wondering what kind of professor I am…
…not at all this type of professor. (via thoughtcatalog)
View ArticleGIANT HOOTERS GIRLS RIDE THE BUS
scroll down… scroll down… scroll down… scroll down… scroll down… HERE: their heads are GIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
View ArticleChanukah!
It’s the first night of Chanukah! Chanukah is my favorite holiday I never celebrate. Part of my negligence is that I’m only 1/2-Jew, therefore I only care about 50% — enough to make me go, “Ooh,...
View ArticleLeBron Returns!
Cleveland’s real riled up about the Cavs-Heat match-up tonight. REAL riled up. Apparently the city’s still miffed that LeBron ditched Ohio for palm trees and sunny weather, and, oh yeah, lots and lots...
View ArticleTHE MR. FUNNY PANTS TOUR, By Michael Showalter
New York, Philly, Boston, Seattle, Portland, Denver and everywhere in between. Come visit me for an evening of storytelling; joke telling; and of course, graphic sexual imagery. Catch me this February...
View ArticleThe Christmas Tree – by John Roberts
A tribute to the tree you just abandoned at the trash heap.
View ArticleThe 5 Best Sandwiches in America — by me, Michael Showalter
I ate my way through these United States, and lived to write in PaperMag about it!
View ArticleNew Yorkies: come to my 2/24 book release!
MR. FUNNY PANTS hits the shelves THURSDAY FEBRUARY 24 And Union Squares Barnes & Noble is hosting myself and NEKO CASE in “discussion and performance,” as they say. Come one, come all*!...
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